Above Law and Order

I have given this a lot of thought...

I feel like I have seen enough Law and Order SVU and Dexter to know how to get away with a crime. I feel like I have been making a list of people I'd like to cut a finger off of since I was twelve, and I am fairly certain I could get away with it. Unfortunately, I could never actually hurt anyone... not even a fly. I do agree with Dexter-style crime. I would be fine with it.